A MOP I FOUND





After I paid $1 to get into the Whitney on the pay-what-you-want Friday nights, I found a mop that was being thrown out on Maddison near 66th. I decided to walk home to Brooklyn (about 8 miles according to Google's driving directions) dragging it behind me. I wanted to clean the route to my house and give the mop one last ceremonial mopping. After I mopped the 8 miles I left it near my trashcan (I thought it would be funny to transfer it from one trash can to another, like it was a circulating currency). The map above is the route I took (now a clean path from near-the-Whitney to my house). I also wandered around the block of Saint Patrick's Cathedral. I also took note of two places to try: a Mexican restaurant and a juice bar that had horchata. Oh, and I also walked behind Thurston Moore peering into a bar window on Clinton.
This mop is for sale as an art-work. If you wish to purchase it please contact me immediately. Someone else might take it out to play with, or the trash-man will get it in a few days.