A BATH MAT

After wandering around Times Square with a friend I found myself carrying a bath mat that I had taken from a hotel that we had snuck into.  I thought that I must put the bath mat next to fountain in case someone wanted to take a swim and needed some place to stand when they got out.  I thought that I would take a photograph of this.  On my way to do this I saw a homeless person sleeping on a bench and thought that maybe if I just left the bath mat near them they would roll it up and use it as a pillow or something.  I did that instead.  There is no photograph.

The next day I saw a man with no money wanting to ride the train.  Right before the train arrived I pushed the emergency gate open to let him in, then I quickly got on the train.  If I got arrested, I would try to sell my mug shot as art.  I didn't get caught..